Jack! Off!

by Erika Quagliano on January 26, 2010

A Lesson from Me to You: 

Never name your dog Jack.

If you train him, like the good pet owner you are, you will forever be yelling Jack Off!! You will yell it at the store, outside, at softball games, at the dog park, in front of friends and relatives and children. Eventually, you will forget how funny it sounds.

Ok.  You probably won’t forget.  I still snicker every time I say it.

Much thanks to Tyler’s co-worker for pointing out the humor in us constantly saying “Jack Off!!” 

We had no idea…

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Ally January 26, 2010 at 2:15 PM

OMG! That is hilarious! What about if you name a child that? It's a very popular boy's name. Eek!Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing

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Ian January 26, 2010 at 2:32 PM

That's just flat out awesome

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Lisa Marie January 26, 2010 at 2:56 PM

Buahahahahahahaha! Gorgeous dog! What breed is Jack?

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Nicole January 26, 2010 at 3:00 PM

LMAO! Great way to start the day after another night of no sleep cuz of my 9 month old! THx!

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Michelle January 26, 2010 at 3:31 PM

That is so funny! No joke…on my life…we had a girl at our school named Amanda Jack (get it?) AND…this is the big one…one of my friend's dad's name…Harry Beavers. Not kiddin' ya! You can see for yourself right here…sorry don't know how to insert a link into text on a comment…let me know if you know how…http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=Harry&name=Beavers&where=Etowah%2C+TN

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Lindsey January 26, 2010 at 3:32 PM

This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it :)

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Manic-Momma January 26, 2010 at 3:57 PM

LOL! That's too funny. I think I would also crack up every time I said it!He's such a handsome pup!

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Bathwater January 26, 2010 at 5:04 PM

Well at least you have a reason for your much used phrase, as for mine "jackass" there is no excuse.

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The Girl Next Door Grows Up January 26, 2010 at 6:27 PM

Lisa, Jack is a White German Shepherd. He is 1 year old and is still not fully grown!Michelle, NO WAY!!!! That is really funny!We honestly had no idea how it sounded for the first 5 months of training him. Can you just hear our 2 year old saying it?! She does say it too :-)

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Christie O. January 26, 2010 at 6:48 PM

hahahahaha! ok i love it, that's hilarious! that's the kind of thing that would happen to us and the kind of thing we would snicker about all the time. awesome.

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CHRISTINE January 26, 2010 at 7:56 PM

lmao! I had a friend who named her dog Elvis, once when Elvis was lost my friend was walking around calling for Elvis and a man told her hon Elvis is dead

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Heather @ Two Little Monkeys January 26, 2010 at 8:18 PM

LOL! That is too funny.

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The Girl Next Door Grows Up January 26, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Christine that is too cute! A friend of ours has a dog named Stella! That is a fun one to yell!

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Tammy January 26, 2010 at 9:29 PM

LOL! Too funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog today! I love it! Thanks for the sweet compliment too. I love blogs that look like yours. I keep contemplating on changing it up a bit but I do get a lot of compliments. I wish we had snow…I just bought the kids tobogans today at Target for $5…we have had one day of snow and that's it. Now it probably really won't snow!

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Seizing My Day January 26, 2010 at 10:07 PM

Thank you for the good laugh!! My last name is well… one you have to be careful with… so we laughed a lot trying to name our children! 'what not to name them'… anyway… I have a 7 mo. old puppy and we are constantly yelling 'off Merlin off' not nearly as funny! Stop by my blog and you can see Merlin's sweet (naughty) face! Jenn ~

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Aha! It's The Obnoxious SAHM January 26, 2010 at 11:41 PM

so funny

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Buckeroomama January 27, 2010 at 1:01 AM

LOL! Well, at least you're saying it to a dog and not a 2-year old boy whose name is Jack! He'll need therapy.

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Susan Fobes January 27, 2010 at 2:23 AM

I had a double take with the name of your post-I truly thought you lost your mind! LOL!

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Sarah January 27, 2010 at 2:50 AM

Hilarious! On another note, you have a lovely looking doggie!

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Heather January 27, 2010 at 2:35 PM

That is the best! ROFLMBO

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Shan January 27, 2010 at 9:00 PM

too funny! now following you from mbc.

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Small Burst January 27, 2010 at 10:22 PM

LMAO! Thanks for making me laugh today! Visiting from MBC. And thanks for stopping by Small Burst.

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Kristy January 28, 2010 at 8:24 PM

LOL, a friend and I went into a fit of giggles over this very thing. A mutual friend has a dog named Jack, and he jumped on the couch, so she said Jack! Off! and we just lost it… Good to know I'm not the only warped mind

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Diana April 9, 2010 at 1:49 AM

LMAO first time I've seen this post. Hilarious!!

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