Jack! Off!

A Lesson from Me to You: 

Never name your dog Jack.

If you train him, like the good pet owner you are, you will forever be yelling Jack Off!! You will yell it at the store, outside, at softball games, at the dog park, in front of friends and relatives and children. Eventually, you will forget how funny it sounds.

Ok.  You probably won’t forget.  I still snicker every time I say it.

Much thanks to Tyler’s co-worker for pointing out the humor in us constantly saying “Jack Off!!” 

We had no idea…